Sometimes I go to the library just for the air conditioning.
Crush Confession
The person who always sits in the front row in my calculus class, with the cool glasses and the 'Dune' tote bag... I think I'm in love.
I spent all my money on patties and now I can't afford the textbook.
I stubbed my toe on the way to my exam and it hurt like a b***h. Failed the exam. What a s****y day.